the eighth sea

somewhere between here and there

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Woman:
I'm smart
Patriarchy:
Well you're probably ugly then
Woman:
I'm creative
Patriarchy:
You mean unattractive right?
Woman:
I have all these incredible accomplishments
Patriarchy:
Yeah but look how ugly you looked doing them
Woman:
I have value
Patriarchy:
Not if you're ugly lol
Woman:
I'm conventionally-attractive & posted selfies on my blog
Patriarchy:
I'm so sick of these empty-headed chicks only caring about their looks. Just because you are attractive and get attention from men doesn't mean you are special or deserve respect. Why don't you read a book or do something productive with your life you dumb slut

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obamaflakes:

emilymmize:

humming-metallica-in-the-tardis:

onecelestialbeing:

housewifeswag:

excusemyhubris:

zayoken:

She’s cute

she’s just saying that because it’s probably difficult to reach her vagina.

you obviously have no idea how the female anatomy works and I’m assuming that’s because you’ve never touched a vagina in real life so why don’t you pipe the fuck down. pro tip: you can use your tears as lube while you’re masturbating tonight.

BURN

OH THAT WAS GOLD

DAMN! need some Neosporin for that BURN?

dAMN SON

(Source: fyeahhousewifeswag, via breannoying)